Funny Vampire Halloween T-Shirt – Immortal Still Renting

£24.99

Color Black Purple

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Eternal life. Monthly rent. 🧛

Even immortality doesn’t come with a castle.

This funny vampire T-shirt from JobCatJoy features a wonderfully unimpressed vampire carrying a moving box and a key, with his coffin ready for the next move. The bold slogan “IMMORTAL STILL RENTING” gives a classic Halloween character a very modern problem.

Warm cream, deep red and orange artwork stands out on a black T-shirt. The playful cartoon design works for Halloween parties, spooky season and everyday wear—because rent doesn’t disappear after October.

A fun gift for vampire fans, renters and anyone who appreciates dry humour about adult life. Pair it with jeans for an easy Halloween outfit that needs no cape.

Printed to order for JobCatJoy.

Work hard. Stay playful. Enjoy the journey.

Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
A) Length (cm)	71	74	76	79	81	85
B) Width (cm)	92	102	112	122	132	142
B) Half Chest (cm)	46	51	56	61	66	71

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29.1	29.9	31.1	31.9	33.5
B) Width (inches)	36.2	40.2	44.1	48	52	55.9
B) Half Chest (inches)	18.1	20.1	22	24	26	28

Care Instructions

General	A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs .
Wash	The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric.
Store	Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.